“Meta, show me this guy’s balls,” Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg said on Friday while beta testing his newest Meta Glasses feature with The Manslaughter.
The new feature will allow users to prompt the glasses to undress the user in front of them, removing as much or as little clothing as the user desires.
“I would’ve never guessed she stuffed her stomach into that dress like a sausage casing,” said one Meta user of his recent date. He wished to remain anonymous.
Though the feature is intended for men because…duh? Female users have also grown fond of the new feature, much to the primary demographic’s dismay.
“It was the smallest I’d ever seen. Like practically an enlarged clitoris,” one female user said of her now ex-boyfriend’s genitalia. “Thank goodness I had Meta glasses and didn’t wait for marriage to find out his hog was the size of a baby’s pinky.”